tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post3226254246595914088..comments2023-10-21T05:17:53.342-04:00Comments on Practically Wisdom: Feeling LuckyPractically Joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13664805750011618252noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-60085954795512372852008-10-17T01:02:00.000-04:002008-10-17T01:02:00.000-04:00Is it wrong that I am laughing?I think you should ...Is it wrong that I am laughing?<BR/><BR/>I think you should have bought a dozen bottles of Purel to sanitize yourself as soon as you made your escape.Good Burphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05670486183301512293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-29584148457525444222008-10-17T01:00:00.000-04:002008-10-17T01:00:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Good Burphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05670486183301512293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-18662813767053928132008-10-13T22:45:00.000-04:002008-10-13T22:45:00.000-04:00catscratch: "Talked like a hooker. I'd have ran aw...catscratch: <I>"Talked like a hooker. I'd have ran away too."</I><BR/>me: Great minds think alike.<BR/><BR/>William: <I>Very Funny yet weird story."</I><BR/>Me: Such is my life.<BR/><BR/>anon: <I>"I could have bought her a wiffle ball bat and then beat the snot out of her with it."</I><BR/>me: She might have liked that.Practically Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13664805750011618252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-68379520793103013182008-10-11T19:05:00.000-04:002008-10-11T19:05:00.000-04:00I could have bought her a wiffle ball bat and then...I could have bought her a wiffle ball bat and then beat the snot out of her with it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-19865635926837251502008-10-09T10:58:00.000-04:002008-10-09T10:58:00.000-04:00Very Funny yet weird story.Very Funny yet weird story.WILLIAMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00719470271284761917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-23683203783998091772008-10-08T14:13:00.000-04:002008-10-08T14:13:00.000-04:00Talked like a hooker. I'd have ran away too.Talked like a hooker. I'd have ran away too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-26202825439387173512008-10-08T01:51:00.000-04:002008-10-08T01:51:00.000-04:00bogart: "You could have gotten some practical lov'...bogart: <I>"You could have gotten some practical lov'n... and come down with Practically Anything..."</I><BR/>me: I'm practically responsible ...<BR/>the noun not the verb.Practically Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13664805750011618252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-50416224941544206762008-10-07T08:36:00.000-04:002008-10-07T08:36:00.000-04:00You could have gotten some practical lov'n...and c...You could have gotten some practical lov'n...<BR/><BR/>and come down with Practically Anything...<BR/><BR/>Good choice.Bogarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03239349739202059474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-36240215867147985852008-10-07T01:43:00.000-04:002008-10-07T01:43:00.000-04:00m@: "that left me feeling a little dirty. I think ...m@: <I>"that left me feeling a little dirty. I think i'll go wash my hands now. EWWW!"</I><BR/>me: How about me? She touched my arm.<BR/><BR/>scarlet-blue: <I>"So you just left me there babes? How could you? Are you going to buy me something now?"</I><BR/>me: Sorry honey ... you scared me a little. Let me buy you a coffee. Meet me at Starbucks in an hour.<BR/><BR/>xyu95: <I>"I heard that she was drinking at the BEER WORKS and fell for the manager."</I><BR/>me: That was a different woman and a story for another time.<BR/><BR/>subcorrespondent: <I>"I don't let my husband have a type, either."</I><BR/>me: None of us should be shackled with limits ... your hubby told me to say that.<BR/><BR/>april: <I>"That's ten times worse than the Sonic girl who hits on my husband every day. Ick."</I><BR/>me: Well ... you two do spend a lot of time at Sonic.<BR/><BR/>mike: <I>"You know you really should find a type (like your wife) so that when this happens again, and it will, you'll know what to do..."</I><BR/>me: Hmmmm ... never thought of that ... my wife's my type.<BR/>Thanks. You're like Dr. Phil.Practically Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13664805750011618252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-68981997623980996132008-10-06T16:58:00.000-04:002008-10-06T16:58:00.000-04:00You know you really should find a type (like your ...You know you really should find a type (like your wife) so that when this happens again, and it will, you'll know what to do...Mike https://www.blogger.com/profile/03160644538192464969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-42145583644333103582008-10-05T01:11:00.000-04:002008-10-05T01:11:00.000-04:00I don't even know what to say. Gross? I feel a lit...I don't even know what to say. Gross? I feel a little sick now. That's ten times worse than the Sonic girl who hits on my husband every day. Ick.Aprilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10546710584372716343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-59865259899280355062008-10-04T13:49:00.000-04:002008-10-04T13:49:00.000-04:00I don't let my husband have a type, either.I don't let my husband have a type, either.Suburban Correspondenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11488916572135296650noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-91382393593998975842008-10-04T00:33:00.000-04:002008-10-04T00:33:00.000-04:00still laughing at scarlet-blue's commentstill laughing at scarlet-blue's commentAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-1186318514820745972008-10-03T15:25:00.000-04:002008-10-03T15:25:00.000-04:00I heard that she was drinking at the BEER WORKS an...I heard that she was drinking at the BEER WORKS and fell for the manager.xyu95https://www.blogger.com/profile/01180871940268212619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-28600447418734071602008-10-03T13:02:00.000-04:002008-10-03T13:02:00.000-04:00So you just left me there babes? How could you? Ar...So you just left me there babes? How could you? Are you going to buy me something now?<BR/>SXXXXXXMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-77698412523594344732008-10-03T12:14:00.000-04:002008-10-03T12:14:00.000-04:00that left me feeling a little dirty. I think i'll...that left me feeling a little dirty. I think i'll go wash my hands now. EWWW!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-34790425547282198602008-10-03T02:09:00.000-04:002008-10-03T02:09:00.000-04:00midleah: "Ahhhh...your first Creepy Gas Station Pr...midleah: <I>"Ahhhh...your first Creepy Gas Station Prostitute encounter. You are truly blessed."</I><BR/>me: Prostitute? Really? Nah! Wait ... ???<BR/><BR/>not a granny: <I>"So, did the ticket win anything?"</I><BR/>me: Nope ... Her and I ... We both lost.<BR/><BR/>heather: <I>"I went inside while my husband was pumping the gas. The cashier was telling me how totally cute my hubby was. The cashier was a guy."</I><BR/>me: Well??? Was he right? Is he totally cute?<BR/><BR/>nursie: <I>"ok so you didn't get lucky at the gas station. but did you get lucky later at home?"</I><BR/>me: Yes I did ... I was lucky my wife didn't have a fit when I told her the story.<BR/><BR/>just a girl: <I>"weird, but I do love that you love pelligrino"</I><BR/>just me: you have a keen eye, my dear. And ... I do love that you love that I love Pelligrino.<BR/><BR/>mj: <I>"I bet that happens to you all the time."</I><BR/>me: You are right ... I never win scratching those damn tickets.<BR/><BR/>dolce: <I>"I can't help but wonder what your wife's reaction would be."</I><BR/>me: At first she laughed. Then came the questions. 45 minutes later she said ... "don't do it again!" ... WTF???<BR/><BR/>just bob: <I>"You should have bought her condoms and mouthwash."</I><BR/>just me: yeah ... that's what I needed to do ... encourage her.<BR/>You're no "Dear Abbey".Practically Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13664805750011618252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-25225612962428630632008-10-03T01:33:00.000-04:002008-10-03T01:33:00.000-04:00Cool... a lot lizard. You should have bought her...Cool... a <A HREF="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lot+lizard" REL="nofollow">lot lizard</A>. You should have bought her condoms and mouthwash.just bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06686002034670653764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-42176921951351373432008-10-02T13:53:00.000-04:002008-10-02T13:53:00.000-04:00I wonder if the clerk got lucky. I can't help but ...I wonder if the clerk got lucky. I can't help but wonder what your wife's reaction would be.Dolcehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11329833813059592607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-83261836392022642372008-10-02T12:27:00.000-04:002008-10-02T12:27:00.000-04:00I bet that happens to you all the time.I bet that happens to you all the time.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-25609973918810830812008-10-02T11:49:00.000-04:002008-10-02T11:49:00.000-04:00weird, but I do love that you love pelligrinoweird, but I do love that you love pelligrinojust a girl...https://www.blogger.com/profile/01801303901136748904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-20688499771486517142008-10-02T03:52:00.000-04:002008-10-02T03:52:00.000-04:00ok so you didn't get lucky at the gas station. but...ok so you didn't get lucky at the gas station. but did you get lucky later at home?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-22352756688469217592008-10-01T11:55:00.000-04:002008-10-01T11:55:00.000-04:00That's why I never go inside the gas station. I al...That's why I never go inside the gas station. I always pay at the pump since the one time I went inside while my husband was pumping the gas. The cashier was telling me how totally cute my hubby was. The cashier was a guy.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18353422618806779674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-25391909768628270332008-10-01T09:52:00.000-04:002008-10-01T09:52:00.000-04:00So, did the ticket win anything?So, did the ticket win anything?Not a Grannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01115512438677544300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-49758788697606246792008-10-01T08:44:00.000-04:002008-10-01T08:44:00.000-04:00Ahhhh...your first Creepy Gas Station Prostitute e...Ahhhh...your first Creepy Gas Station Prostitute encounter. <BR/><BR/>You are truly blessed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com