tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post3663475580418476362..comments2023-10-21T05:17:53.342-04:00Comments on Practically Wisdom: "Good Morning Joe."Practically Joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13664805750011618252noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-92055904242505971452010-09-01T11:56:25.767-04:002010-09-01T11:56:25.767-04:00All pizza places of USA http://pizza-us.com/texas/...All pizza places of USA http://pizza-us.com/texas/Carrollton/Luna%20Pizza%20&%20Pasta/75006/<br /> <br />Find your best pizza.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-34701574535285777382009-01-13T15:23:00.000-05:002009-01-13T15:23:00.000-05:00is the new waitress a YUMMY?is the new waitress a YUMMY?xyu95https://www.blogger.com/profile/01180871940268212619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-38155727666566504022009-01-11T23:20:00.000-05:002009-01-11T23:20:00.000-05:00Mike: "Damn, your mornings sound a lot like mine"M...<B>Mike:</B> <I>"Damn, your mornings sound a lot like mine"</I><BR/><B>Me:</B> Are you talking about the sounding like a babbling brook part of the story?<BR/><BR/><B>William:</B> <I>"I think I would have peed again if I saw that."</I><BR/><B>Me:</B>I almost did the "other" thing!<BR/><BR/><B>Malicious Intent:</B> <I>"So a really long night you have little memory of. Those are the best."</I><BR/><B>Me:</B> Yes ... I really love trying to piece those together.<BR/><BR/><B>KaraBeagle:</B> <I>"Ahem, all through the story, I thought you were wearing the wrong person's glasses"</I><BR/><B>Me:</B> Hi Kara ... It's not like that's never happened.Practically Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13664805750011618252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-30505965355729967522009-01-10T11:01:00.000-05:002009-01-10T11:01:00.000-05:00Ahem, all through the story, I thought you were we...Ahem, all through the story, I thought you were wearing the wrong person's glasses....took me a while to figure out a bear would scare you. Looks like it's the other way around, poor thing is pale as a sheet!!KaraBeaglehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09519711290091911234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-58782598058672812652009-01-10T10:17:00.000-05:002009-01-10T10:17:00.000-05:00BTW, where is you award at, posted proudly where a...BTW, where is you award at, posted proudly where all may see. You don't wish to anger the M.I. Goddess do you?Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-69096854087633141392009-01-10T10:16:00.000-05:002009-01-10T10:16:00.000-05:00So a really long night you have little memory of. ...So a really long night you have little memory of. Those are the best. That photo of you though...maybe all that scratching is from your face melting. Just a guess.Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-57958892688249917852009-01-10T06:12:00.000-05:002009-01-10T06:12:00.000-05:00I think I would have peed again if I saw that.I think I would have peed again if I saw that.WILLIAMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00719470271284761917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-63743252575431275872009-01-08T14:33:00.000-05:002009-01-08T14:33:00.000-05:00Damn, your mornings sound a lot like mine, but wit...Damn, your mornings sound a lot like mine, but without the bear interaction. I'm afaird my heart wouldn't take it...Mike https://www.blogger.com/profile/03160644538192464969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-37089734364773876642009-01-08T13:55:00.000-05:002009-01-08T13:55:00.000-05:00Queen B: "Wow - that borders on Way TMI"me: Yep! ...<B>Queen B:</B> <I>"Wow - that borders on Way TMI"</I><BR/><B>me:</B> Yep! Up close and personal!<BR/><BR/><B>Megan:</B> <I>"He's waving at me!"</I><BR/><B>me:</B> Impressive that you picked up on that subliminal message.<BR/><BR/><B>Ken:</B> <I>"Oh Joe I wonder how you will bear with him in your house?<BR/>Sorry some one had to do the bad pun and I'm just the guy who can bear it lol<BR/>Sorry again bear with me I'm almost done."</I><BR/><B>Me:</B> Bare this in mind ... I sure hope so.<BR/><BR/><B>Catscratch:</B> <I>"That woulda scared the crap outta me too since it's as tall as I am.</I><BR/><B>Me:</B> Wow ... I have four inches on you!<BR/>Wait ... That didn't sound right.<BR/><BR/><B>Malach:</B> <I>"AHHH, an new sex toy, them are the best!"</I><BR/><B>me:</B> No ... my wife's been around a while now.<BR/><BR/><B>Just Bob:</B> <I>"I broke my glasses last week."</I><BR/><B>Just Me:</B> Sorry to hear that Bob. Want some paper plates?<BR/><BR/><B>Vyolet:</B> <I>"That bear is about an inch or two taller than me at the moment.</I><BR/><B>me:</B> I think there's a whole lot of us little people around here. Keep strong Vyolet.<BR/><BR/><B>scarlet-blue:</B> <I>"Don't worry Joe, I scratch a lot too."</I><BR/><B>me:</B> Oh, how cute! You have sympathy itches for me.<BR/><BR/><B>Diva:</B> <I>"Your wife is awesome I think I might have her train my boys, as I don't like nightly swims!"</I><BR/><B>me:</B> Sorry Diva, you're on your own I'm afraid.<BR/>My wife has way too much on her plate molding me.Practically Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13664805750011618252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-73757383848429779352009-01-08T13:39:00.000-05:002009-01-08T13:39:00.000-05:00nursemyra: "that's a lot of scratching... have you...<B>nursemyra:</B> <I>"that's a lot of scratching... have you got psoriasis?"</I><BR/><B>Bee:</B> <I>"That is a lot of scratching. I recommend Cortaid"</I><BR/><B>Kylie:</B> <I>"yes, i was wondering about the scratching, too, only i thought body lice"</I><BR/><B>Leah:</B> <I>"I thought the scratching was de rigeur for all guys."</I><BR/><B>Frogs:</B> <I>"That's an awful lotta scratching Joe. Maybe you should try some Lubriderm?"</I><BR/><BR/><B>me:</B> Okay ... About the scratching.<BR/>First let me say I appreciate all the concerns. The scratching is just a way I wake up certain parts of my body ... you know ... to get the blood moving.<BR/>Just in case you don't buy that ...<BR/><BR/><B>Joe's Doctor:</B> I've examined Joe. He has no lice or any other cooties.<BR/>His skin is clean and shows no rashes of any kind.<BR/>Aside from being a bit hairy, I find no obvious itching problems.<BR/><BR/><B>Joe's better half:</B> Hehe ... anyone know where I can buy more itching powder? I'm almost out.Practically Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13664805750011618252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-83756302042956992242009-01-08T12:37:00.000-05:002009-01-08T12:37:00.000-05:00Your wife is awesome I think I might have her trai...Your wife is awesome I think I might have her train my boys, as I don't like nightly swims!<BR/><BR/>I love this:<BR/>"Lifts seat and aims.<BR/>More scratching while listening to babbling brook.<BR/>Flushes, puts seat down (well trained)."<BR/><BR/>I laughed so hard!Adriannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01159466380188918072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-58832236079051190182009-01-08T06:21:00.000-05:002009-01-08T06:21:00.000-05:00Don't worry Joe, I scratch a lot too.SxDon't worry Joe, I scratch a lot too.<BR/>SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-15911034104572959292009-01-08T03:15:00.000-05:002009-01-08T03:15:00.000-05:00That bear is about an inch or two taller than me a...That bear is about an inch or two taller than me at the moment. <BR/>I am usually 5 feet and 1/4 inch (size matters to us girls in all kinds of ways) but thanks to the chemo I have shrunk. 4 feet and 10 inches at present.<BR/>Bloody cancer! <BR/>:)Vyolethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10855530529093421313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-87547445246236147472009-01-07T22:42:00.000-05:002009-01-07T22:42:00.000-05:00I broke my glasses last week. Other than that and...I broke my glasses last week. Other than that and the big stuffed bear that pretty much sums up my morning routine.just bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06686002034670653764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-84231888230371680932009-01-07T22:35:00.000-05:002009-01-07T22:35:00.000-05:00That's an awful lotta scratching Joe. Maybe you sh...That's an awful lotta scratching Joe. Maybe you should try some Lubriderm? <BR/><BR/>Um...(heh hehe) I tagged you for a "seven random things" thingie. You don't have to do it but it sure would be a shame to disappoint little ole me. Life is so...very...trying lately. Sigh. Sputter.Frogs in my formulahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15588651443689809504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-34512823447681154432009-01-07T22:18:00.000-05:002009-01-07T22:18:00.000-05:00AHHH, an new sex toy, them are the best!AHHH, an new sex toy, them are the best!Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-66616846198182304752009-01-07T20:03:00.000-05:002009-01-07T20:03:00.000-05:00So what you're telling us is you walk around your ...So what you're telling us is you walk around your house in nothing but your glasses? No wonder the bear was scared!Queen Goobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02579192188338877091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-84904885497109522382009-01-07T19:59:00.000-05:002009-01-07T19:59:00.000-05:00Hahahahaha! Fun at your house, isn't it?Hahahahaha! Fun at your house, isn't it?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-60260918659840025592009-01-07T19:07:00.000-05:002009-01-07T19:07:00.000-05:00That woulda scared the crap outta me too since it'...That woulda scared the crap outta me too since it's as tall as I am.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-53520001865308525202009-01-07T17:37:00.000-05:002009-01-07T17:37:00.000-05:00Oh Joe I wondr how you will bear with him in your ...Oh Joe I wondr how you will bear with him in your house? Sorry some one had to do the bad pun and I'm just the guy who can bear it lol <BR/>Sorry again bear with me I'm almost done.Ken Duck Gerathshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11133936808518369841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-76918640470476578942009-01-07T16:55:00.000-05:002009-01-07T16:55:00.000-05:00I thought the scratching was de rigeur for all guy...I thought the scratching was de rigeur for all guys. But that's just in my experience.<BR/><BR/>And unfortunately, for some reason my computer and/or connection won't let me see the second photo. So I can only guess at the 5 foot guest. Well, maybe it's better that way...Leahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14061893047279652658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-7617766761462689092009-01-07T16:12:00.000-05:002009-01-07T16:12:00.000-05:00yes, i was wondering about the scratching, too, nu...yes, i was wondering about the scratching, too, nurse myra<BR/><BR/>only i thought body licekyliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08964475783207438103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-4767862229768582152009-01-07T15:38:00.000-05:002009-01-07T15:38:00.000-05:00I bet that squeal came out all high pitched and gi...I bet that squeal came out all high pitched and girly.<BR/><BR/>That <I>is</I> a lot of scratching. I recommend Cortaid and also, where those missing pants buttless?Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-63259499324422168622009-01-07T15:23:00.000-05:002009-01-07T15:23:00.000-05:00He's waving at me!He's waving at me!Meganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09387041422819664987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6211662256146080166.post-38826540061778195632009-01-07T15:17:00.000-05:002009-01-07T15:17:00.000-05:00that's a lot of scratching... have you got psorias...that's a lot of scratching... have you got psoriasis?<BR/><BR/>;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com