Signs, Signs, Everywhere Are Signs

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

This one brought my plumber some business ...
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

That was a little fun from an old e-mail I had saved.
For more fun ... check out this new blogger.
See what he has to say about "signs".
He's only two-posts-old.
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