Monday, December 22, 2008

A Link Love Carol

My friend M.I. over at Malicious Intent invited me to participate in a Christmas meme. The challenge was to write my own lyrics to the Twelve Days of Christmas ...
(Click Here for For Background Melody).
So with Stocking Stuffer Link Love ... Sing along ...

On the first day of Christmas,
Google sent to me,
A place where I can be Practically!

On the second day of Christmas,
Google sent to me,
Two Mental Poos,
And a place where I can be Practically!

On the third day of Christmas,
Google sent to me,
Three from Queen Goob,
Two Mental Poos,
And a place where I can be Practically!

On the fourth day of Christmas,
Google sent to me,
Four of Bee’s Musings,
Three from Queen Goob,
Two Mental Poos,
And a place where I can be Practically!

On the fifth day of Christmas,
Google sent to me,
All unmentioned Blogs,
Four of Bee’s Musings,
Three from Queen Goob,
Two Mental Poos,
And a place where I can be Practically!

On the sixth day of Christmas,
Google sent to me,
Six Offended Bloggers,
All unmentioned Blogs,
Four of Bee’s Musings,
Three from Queen Goob,
Two Mental Poos,
And a place where I can be Practically!

On the seventh day of Christmas,
Google sent to me,
Seven Catscratch Divas,
Six Offended Bloggers,
All unmentioned Blogs,
Four of Bee’s Musings,
Three from Queen Goob,
Two Mental Poos,
And a place where I can be Practically!

On the eighth day of Christmas,
Google sent to me,
Eight Nurse Myra corsets,
Seven Catscratch Divas,
Six Offended Bloggers,
All unmentioned Blogs
Four of Bee’s Musings,
Three from Queen Goob,
Two Mental Poos,
And a place where I can be Practically!

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Google sent to me,
Nine Depp Effects,
Eight Nurse Myra corsets,
Seven Catscratch Divas,
Six Offended Bloggers,
All unmentioned Blogs,
Four of Bee’s Musings,
Three from Queen Goob,
Two Mental Poos,
And a place where I can be Practically!

On the tenth day of Christmas,
Google sent to me,
Ten Malicious Intents,
Nine Depp Effects,
Eight Nurse Myra corsets,
Seven Catscratch Divas,
Six Offended Bloggers,
All unmentioned Blogs,
Four of Bee’s Musings,
Three from Queen Goob,
Two Mental Poos,
And a place where I can be Practically!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Google sent to me,
Eleven of VE’s Nonsense,
Ten Malicious Intents,
Nine Depp Effects,
Eight Nurse Myra corsets,
Seven Catscratch Divas,
Six Offended Bloggers,
All unmentioned Blogs,
Four of Bee’s Musings,
Three from Queen Goob,
Two Mental Poos,
And a place where I can be Practically!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Google sent to me,
Twelve drinks at the Wild Onion,
Eleven of VE’s Nonsense,
Ten Malicious Intents,
Nine Depp Effects,
Eight Nurse Myra corsets,
Seven Catscratch Divas,
Six Offended Bloggers,
All unmentioned Blogs,
Four of Bee's Musings,
Three from Queen Goob,
Two Mental Poos,
And a place where I can be Practically!

Happy Holidays to All!

13 comments:

moooooog35 said...

Very fitting that Mental Poo is #2.

Did you plan that?

Thanks, Joe.

As much as I'd like to participate...I've checked out until the New Year...with two posts pre-done.

Yep...I even prematurely post.

My wife is a lucky, lucky lady.

Merry Christmas, my friend.

Mike said...

Very funny. Got me whistling the tune as I read. Keeps my lips from moving as I read...

Merry Christmas

Queen Goob said...

So I'm laughing at you and then Mike has to comment.....you guys crack me UP!!!

WAIT!!!

CRAP!!!

No I gotta do this, don't I? I'm not very Merry so it may be painful.

Megan said...

Very nice!

Malicious Intent said...

You can only have 4 of me, I got the rest lended out right now for reasons that are not so Merry. I'll have some extra's after the new year.

nursemyra said...

I want my corsets back after christmas. and don't stretch that pink one with the diamantes!

Ken said...

That was great!!

catscratch said...

You are so talented. And I am honored, Sir!

Bee said...

I love it! I'm going to have to see what I can come up with because I don't The Talent.

VE said...

On the thirteenth day of Christmas
VE finally came and commented...

Sorry I missed it. Awesome. Very nice, Joe

Merry Christmas to you and your family. I'll see you on the other side for more nonsense!

xyu95 said...

Practically Funny. i like the girls at that Malicious intent site.

Practically Joe said...

Moooooog35: "Very fitting that Mental Poo is #2. Did you plan that?"
me: Come on Rodney ... You know you'll always be #2 to me.

Mike "Very funny. Got me whistling the tune as I read. Keeps my lips from moving as I read..."
me: It's always good to whistle while you work.

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